Today still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune! Got kind of tired packin' and unpackin' - town to town and up and down the dial. So…

Straightnin' the curves. Flatnin' the hills Someday the mountain might get ‘em but the law never will. Come and dance on our floor. Take a step that is new. We've…

It's time to put on makeup. It's time to dress up right. It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. Straightnin' the curves. Flatnin' the hills Someday…

That's just a little bit more than the law will allow. So get a witch's shawl on a broomstick you can crawl on. Were gonna pay a call on the…

Give us any chance well take it. Give us any rule we'll break it. We're gonna make our dreams come true. They call him Flipper Flipper faster than lightning. No…